No, actually, this installment is pretty decent, partially because it does, in fact, get kind of cool and action-packed at times, so much so that they actually gave the Bella Swan character something to do, and as a vampire no less, or, if you will, as "Bella Lugosi".Four years, five films that should have just been four, and wave after wave of obnoxious young girls who want to babble on and on about this series, and I finally, finally get to make that pun, so if you don't like it, well, I would concur, because that joke was not as satisfying as I was hoping it would be, though it's not like we're going to remember the cheesiness in this film, let alone the cheesy references to the film, or at least I hope we're not.
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Seriously, I could have reluctantly referenced Howie Day's "Collide", seeing as how it's also a cornball alternative pop rock tune that you would expect to hear somewhere in this film, and actually opens with "The dawn is breaking.", but it's a testament to just how cheesy this series actually is that my forced reference to "Break on Through" still wouldn't be as cheesy as a fitting reference to a more contemporary song that fits the tone of this film.
of this narrative!" Wow, that was a stretch to try and make a song reference out of the title "Breaking Dawn", but, man, I just had to work in The Doors or somebody somehow, because if this series' finally coming to an end is good for no other reason, if means that I don't have to hear these blasted contemporaneous, teeny alternative tunes, at least until we get the next "Twilight" rip-off.
"We chased our pleasures here, dug our treasures there, but can you still recall the time we cried? Break on through to the other side, break on through to the other side.
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